Temporary fix it job

Yesterday I took our cat to the vet to have her leg x-rayed. My car was parked on the street when I heard what sounded like my car alarm. When I went outside it indeed was my car alarm. I turned off the alarm but the people on the street started telling me something and kept on showing me a piece of paper with a license plate number on it. I saw broken glass on the ground and piece of plastic but I couldn’t see how it involved me at all. When I picked up the piece of plastic I saw that it was a broken side door mirror. Then I noticed that my right side door mirror was bent forward at an odd angle. Then I realised what the commotion was about. Some car had swiped my right side door mirror and had driven off. I asked my neighbor what I should do. Then rang the car insurance agent. They wanted me go to the police and file a report and submit a claim on my 1st class insurance. It ruined the rest of my afternoon as I had to find the right police station and get all the documents together.
Then this morning I had to find the insurance agent in Lampang before going to the garage. The insurance agent was a bit bemused when I refused to lie about what had happened to the front bumper of the car. My neighbour had advised that since I have 1st insurance I should get any other damage on the car fixed at the same time (I was going to lose my no claim bonus anyway). So I asked the agent whether it was legal to have the front bumper fixed too at the same time. He said “sure”. But then I said I didn’t know how the scratch go there in the first place. It probably happened when another missionary had borrowed our car on home assignment but I wasn’t sure. He wanted me to say that I had the car parked outside the house and someone swiped it. But I said that as I Christian I wouldn’t lie like that. He said that if I paid 1,000 baht I could claim this damage without stating what had happened, but why would I want to do that? Why lose money when I didn’t have to (by lying). I said I’d just pay the 1,000 baht and he took it shaking his head.
Unfortunately, the smash repairers are really busy and they won’t be able to fit my car in for at least another week. Then they rang and said that it might take up to 3 months for the side mirror to come from Japan! They said that they’d try to source it from somewhere else if they can. In the mean while I bought a 10 baht vanity mirror from Tesco to stick on the right side mirror. It is really hard to drive a car without your ride side mirror!
I could really do without this additional hassle ... but it could always be worse : ) At least my parents will be here with a car so that we won't be without a car for a week when it's being repaired.